1 Graph Analysis of the Rise of Killer Robots for 2011 on Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:28 pm
Due to the above findings, the Graph Of The Week team have invested in a small laser canon, which will be aimed at the entrance of Graph Analysis Pod Alpha 1 and Jemima Truncatus Lemi, during the hours 4pm – 3am.
The laser canon is kindly sponsored by Tobacichew, ‘The tasty tobac snack, that makes you come back for more!’ and ‘Acrid Stanley’s Plastic Pant Pump’.
IMPORTANT STAFF ANNOUNCEMENT
Please be advised that the canteen in Graph Analysis Pod Alpha 1 will be closed for the foreseeable future, due to panicking kitchen staff slapping bacon rashers against each other's faces, escaping through air vents & screaming '…they're coming!, they're coming!...don't look at their eyes!’
However, Pete's (armoured) Pasty Van will still be serving 'non-award-winning' savoury snacks & overpriced confectionery.
N.B. Due to the impending mechanical invasion, The GOTW Christmas Lunch 2011 will now be held in subterranean Pod Gamma 5. Robot guests are not allowed.
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